Professor Longhorn Steer
|Voice Actor||Dee Bradley Baker|
|First Appearance||No Smoking|
Dad is Cow and Chicken's father. His brother is Professor Longhorn Steer. On screen, only his legs and waist are shown. He wears green pants and brown loafers. He often boasts his manliness, stating that even the most mundane of tasks (such as driving in the snow) "bring out the man in him". Dad does not seem to know about Cow's birth and once stated she was born in a cabbage and claimed, "That was the best cabbage we ever had". Like his wife, he also seems to be insane. For example, he once woke up his kids at 3:00 a.m. only to tell them how he and Mom met.
Sometimes he indirectly refers to himself as a woman (when talking about a clock passed down to all the girls in his family, he said that his mother gave it to him, when he was giving said clock to Cow) or to Mom as a man ("start your day off like a man, just like Momma").