|Voice Actor||Candi Milo|
|First Appearance||Field Trip to Folsom Prison|
Teacher is the loud mouthed female teacher of Cow and Chicken's class at school. In class Teacher often shouts "Shut your pork traps!" or "Shut your pie holes!" to get her students to pay attention. Teacher has a red bee hive hair style and wears glasses that hide her eyes. She also wears a yellow dress with polka dots and a pair of green high heels.